Fun Facts about Democrats

With Halloween and the elections both right around the corner, I thought it would be a good idea to compile some facts about something related to both — Democrats.

Fun Facts about Democrats:

  • Democrats can’t enter the House unless voted in. (The Senate, however, is a different story).
  • Democrats aren’t afraid of the dark. They are, however, afraid of Fox News.
  • Democrats like to use the word “racist”. They don’t know what this word means.
  • Everyone votes Democrat after they die.
  • Do not accept a ride home from a Democrat.
  • Democrats scream at things they don’t understand – like people who disagree with them.
  • If a Democrat steals your Halloween candy, don’t worry — you’ll get part of it back as a “stimulus”.
  • The founding fathers used invisible ink to write parts of the Constitution. Only Democrats have the special glasses that let you see those parts.
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