Hillary Clinton wants to be president. Trouble is a lot of people don’t want her to be. I propose a compromise:
Let’s make her president. Of Russia.
Think about it. Russia has a history of corrupt politics. Political opponents “disappear”. Accusations of voter fraud. Etc.
Hillary would fit right in!
What about Putin, you say? He’s getting older. He could retire and be happy in the knowledge that his legacy would carry on.