So a lot of people noticed that the Democrats didn’t have any American flags at their convention last month.
Here are the top 5 reasons there were no American flags at the DNC this year:
- Had to send them back because they didn’t have 57 stars on them.
- Couldn’t get free 2 day shipping because their Amazon.com Prime account had expired.
- Fire marshal wouldn’t allow them — Democrats + American flags = spontaneous combustion.
- The shipment of flags was incepted by the Russians and given to Trump.
- Wasn’t enough room on stage for both the flags and Hillary’s ego.