Top 5 Reasons there were no American flags at the DNC this year

Posted on August 20, 2016 by

So a lot of people noticed that the Democrats didn’t have any American flags at their convention last month.

Here are the top 5 reasons there were no American flags at the DNC this year:

  1. Had to send them back because they didn’t have 57 stars on them.
  1. Couldn’t get free 2 day shipping because their Amazon.com Prime account had expired.
  1. Fire marshal wouldn’t allow them — Democrats + American flags = spontaneous combustion.
  1. The shipment of flags was incepted by the Russians and given to Trump.
  1. Wasn’t enough room on stage for both the flags and Hillary’s ego.
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1 Response to Top 5 Reasons there were no American flags at the DNC this year

  1. Pingback: Link of the Day: American Flags Create the Same Reaction As Saying “Voldemort” at Hogwarts – IMAO

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