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If you’re planning a trip through time, here are a few things to remember. Never to go the theater with Abraham Lincoln Avoid blimps that don’t say Goodyear on the side Never accept a car ride from a Kennedy

So a lot of people noticed that the Democrats didn’t have any American flags at their convention last month. Here are the top 5 reasons there were no American flags at the DNC this year: Had to send them back … Continue reading →

Hillary Clinton wants to be president. Trouble is a lot of people don’t want her to be. I propose a compromise: Let’s make her president. Of Russia. Think about it. Russia has a history of corrupt politics. Political opponents “disappear”. … Continue reading →

A while back the heads of the Republican Party had a meeting with Donald Trump. They wanted him to agree that if he didn’t end up being the nominee he would support the nominee and not attempt a third party … Continue reading →

One piece of advice I’ve heard more than once about film making is this: “You should take out anything that doesn’t move the story forward.” Now if this is true, why do so many films ignore it? Think about it … Continue reading →

President Obama says that he wants gay people to get married. Marriage is a religious institution. So… …why is President Obama trying to force religion on gay people?

Made this last year. It was funnier then.

The other day the Romney campaign released a graphic showing how Obama had failed on his promise to lower healthcare costs. Instead of contesting the facts on the diagram, liberals instead decided to mock Romney by saying that it wasn’t … Continue reading →