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The Hillary Compromise

Hillary Clinton wants to be president. Trouble is a lot of people don’t want her to be. I propose a compromise:

Let’s make her president. Of Russia.

Think about it. Russia has a history of corrupt politics. Political opponents “disappear”. Accusations of voter fraud. Etc.

Hillary would fit right in!

What about Putin, you say? He’s getting older. He could retire and be happy in the knowledge that his legacy would carry on.

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The Trump Compromise

A while back the heads of the Republican Party had a meeting with Donald Trump. They wanted him to agree that if he didn’t end up being the nominee he would support the nominee and not attempt a third party run.

I think this was the wrong deal to make. They should have made this deal instead: Trump drops out of the race. In return, if the Republican nominee wins the election they agree to appoint Trump as both Press Secretary and Secretary of State. This way he could make outlandish claims to the press (as Press Secretary) and then use his talent as a negotiator to make deals with other countries (as Secretary of State).

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Filmmakers Ignore Advice

One piece of advice I’ve heard more than once about film making is this:

“You should take out anything that doesn’t move the story forward.”

Now if this is true, why do so many films ignore it? Think about it – how many movies have you seen that would have been just as good without the sex or profanity in it?

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A Couple of World Cup 2014 Graphics



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President Obama and Gay Marriage

President Obama says that he wants gay people to get married. Marriage is a religious institution. So…

…why is President Obama trying to force religion on gay people?

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Miss me yet?

Made this last year. It was funnier then.


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